Total Recall Movie Review

One of the most technically impressive movies of it's time, both for the use of CGI when such things were unheard of and the (blog) massive practical effects budget at work. It's also based on a short story you probably never heard of, but does that matter? It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger, gunfire and explosions.Source: Total Recall Movie Review

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Decadent Evil Movie Review

Months before Twilight, our resident king of schlock, Charles Band, produced his own take on vampires in a modern day setting. They don't sparkle, they don't go to high school, so what do they do? It's Charles Band, they strip (blog post) and fuck. Then again, how bad could necrophilia be?Source: Decadent Evil Movie Review - Decker Shado More Vi

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Friday the 13th: A New Beginning Movie Review

Much like the Halloween franchise tried to shake things up by stepping away from Michael Meyers, Friday the 13th took on a new direction in part 5 when the filmmakers opted to take the series past the increasingly ridiculous Jason Voorhees plot. While this didn't last any longer than this movie reviews one movie, it still makes for a unique entry

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Route 666 Movie Review

On a short ride, you may very well get your kicks. However, go too far and you'll end up on the drive... FROM HELL! Something like that anyway, as Route 666 shows us that when a horrible fate befalls criminals in the distant (blog post) past, they aren't the most forgiving in the afterlife. So cars, guns and zombies! What more can you ask for? So

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Judge Dredd Movie Review

Admit it. If I didn't review this one during THE SUMMER OF SYLVESTER STALLONE you'd all track me down and judge me. The same year Assassins came out, we got another much more infamous Stallone flick.. that being this one, Judge Dredd. It was based on a comic, but.. well.. what happens when Hollywood gets their hands on any established intellectua

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